I was riding down to lunch in a relatively crowded elevator at work and two guys were in opposite corners carrying on a conversation about work over everyones heads. Then, this happened:
You want go go out tomorrow night?
Sure, I told you I’m single again right?
Guy #1, as if embarrassed by this personal detail in a public elevator:
Uhm, let’s talk about this over lunch.
and then Guy #1 continues:
By the way, I’m probably going to go for a ‘rub and tug’ after lunch, this Asian girl I go to is really into fiddling with my asshole.